Childhood sexual molestation wouldn’t be “such a go-to device for giving female characters a tragic backstory” if it weren’t such a common element of women’s backstories.

I hated seeing The Good Place go, but I loved watching it leave.

I was diagnosed with mets dec 31st last week, after eight years cancer free. I know I should feel sorry for her, but I’m just scared for myself

a secret organization... gives its most valuable prisoner... A TABLET WITH WIFI... AND THE WIFI PASSWORD IS “DRACULA”

I didn't believe the thrift store story at all. It seems like complete fiction. 

*Piano music plays*

Aren’t self destructive engines what makes a Subaru a Subaru?

Why do rich people get so much credit when they downsize from their 7 mansions, 31 exotic cars, and 2 private jets for the environment? I’ve never bought even a single mansion in my entire life. Do you know how much discipline that took? Wasn’t easy, let me tell you. Look, I’m not asking for an award, just a simple “th…

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

Which is why overweight, overwrought 4-door pickups are so bloody popular.

This is a slow burn of a movie, that never really catches fire. Unfortunately the director doesn’t understand the Joker character and makes him one dimensional. The Joker character is an enigma, unpredictable, with his origin and motivations unknown. With this Joker everything is laid out for you about the character,…

What’s the deal with statutes of limitation?

You’re goddam right 5'7" is no. 2. Perfect fit for airlines and 98% of automobiles, I can easily reach low shelves and still get to most high shelves unless they’re over the range hood or refrigerator. Quite frankly, I don’t understand why more people aren’t 5'7"

Good riddance, but if he wants to take Kraft and Roethlisberger with him, I wouldn’t object.

Steelers fans like him again now

Damn it. So many actors I like in one place, but I hate the existence of this on principle.

I’m vegan, but not to eat healthier. I’m vegan for your motivations #2 and #3. I eat Oreos, vegan ice creams, potato chips, and all sorts of other junk food. We fatass vegans exist. In fact, I just had an Impossible Whopper and a large order of fries for lunch today.

My wife and I usually eat vegan/vegetarian stuff (occasional meat), but we definitely don’t eat Impossible stuff thinking it’s healthier. We eat it because there’s less of a negative impact on the environment, and also because it prevents animals from being killed.

I love The Hunt for Red October and its version of Jack Ryan. It’s a great story about one nerd being in the right place at the right time with a head full of nerd knowledge that’s perfect for solving one situation.