Childhood sexual molestation wouldn’t be “such a go-to device for giving female characters a tragic backstory” if it weren’t such a common element of women’s backstories.

I was diagnosed with mets dec 31st last week, after eight years cancer free. I know I should feel sorry for her, but I’m just scared for myself

I didn't believe the thrift store story at all. It seems like complete fiction. 

*Piano music plays*

Aren’t self destructive engines what makes a Subaru a Subaru?

Why do rich people get so much credit when they downsize from their 7 mansions, 31 exotic cars, and 2 private jets for the environment? I’ve never bought even a single mansion in my entire life. Do you know how much discipline that took? Wasn’t easy, let me tell you. Look, I’m not asking for an award, just a simple “th…

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

Which is why overweight, overwrought 4-door pickups are so bloody popular.

What’s the deal with statutes of limitation?

You’re goddam right 5'7" is no. 2. Perfect fit for airlines and 98% of automobiles, I can easily reach low shelves and still get to most high shelves unless they’re over the range hood or refrigerator. Quite frankly, I don’t understand why more people aren’t 5'7"

Good riddance, but if he wants to take Kraft and Roethlisberger with him, I wouldn’t object.

Steelers fans like him again now

I’m vegan, but not to eat healthier. I’m vegan for your motivations #2 and #3. I eat Oreos, vegan ice creams, potato chips, and all sorts of other junk food. We fatass vegans exist. In fact, I just had an Impossible Whopper and a large order of fries for lunch today.

My wife and I usually eat vegan/vegetarian stuff (occasional meat), but we definitely don’t eat Impossible stuff thinking it’s healthier. We eat it because there’s less of a negative impact on the environment, and also because it prevents animals from being killed.

As long as RBG gets the drug treatment next and NO ONE FUCKING ELSE, cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt.

What? What fuckin’ planet are you on?

Pam went to Pratt art school. Highly unlikely that she’d be a conservative.

I love The Hunt for Red October and its version of Jack Ryan. It’s a great story about one nerd being in the right place at the right time with a head full of nerd knowledge that’s perfect for solving one situation.

Free market, I guess?

So small government conservatives and anti-regulation types are very angry about this?