Well, I’m fairness, that wasn’t the dumbest tweet of the day. Hmm, I wonder what was...

why do we get 2019 Brad Pitt and 1986 Tom Cruise?   Unfair!   I demand 1994 Pitt!

I felt the same way about GoT, but fans of Stranger Things (myself included) have been waiting almost two years for this.

I don’t see a sticker on your Volvo so I’m calling you a liar.

Let’s not forget Wayne Goss. The OG sensible beauty guru. 

Clearly,  you have never spent an evening sitting on pearl encrusted netting- not that comfortable. 

Thank you, Jeremy

Everyone’s an armchair assassin.

Thank God for movies because otherwise we'd have no idea that rape was ever a problem.

Russia should just make a series called Flint.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Personally, I like that they’re not faking Russian accents, since it usually comes across as cartoonist. I suppose Russian actors would have been a good idea, but, then you have to find enough that can speak English well enough to really pull off all the parts.

You’ll notice that there’s actually not a huge variety of cars, compared to what we’re used to in the West.

Until and unless someone’s arm literally detaches during the throw, 50 Cent’s first pitch to Mars via the Queensboro Bridge will forever be the worst.

The deaths of my heroes allow me to focus on what is truly important: me.

Hawaii to do list:

Hate to break it to that guy but the kid doesn’t look anything like him.

What kind of fulltime job can pay for university in 4 years?

I wish I could do this at the salon. 

Engine starts with ‘E’ and radiator starts with ‘R’, therefor the radiator goes after the engine.