Russia should just make a series called Flint.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Personally, I like that they’re not faking Russian accents, since it usually comes across as cartoonist. I suppose Russian actors would have been a good idea, but, then you have to find enough that can speak English well enough to really pull off all the parts.

You’ll notice that there’s actually not a huge variety of cars, compared to what we’re used to in the West.

Until and unless someone’s arm literally detaches during the throw, 50 Cent’s first pitch to Mars via the Queensboro Bridge will forever be the worst.

The deaths of my heroes allow me to focus on what is truly important: me.

Hawaii to do list:

Hate to break it to that guy but the kid doesn’t look anything like him.

What kind of fulltime job can pay for university in 4 years?

I wish I could do this at the salon. 

Engine starts with ‘E’ and radiator starts with ‘R’, therefor the radiator goes after the engine.

There once was an idiot from Limerick,

Get well Drew.

“This is some pretty heavy stuff.”

Also

RIght after he ruined his brakes by not knowing how to operate such truck safely on public roads

Season 8, Episode 3: “Can’t See Shit” dir. Miguel Sapochnik

Haven’t blacksmits been the subject of a number of of Harlequin Smut novels?

Tesla is ahead of schedule.  They weren’t expecting to blow up in China for a couple more years.