This is what happens to a Mustang when it is made to do “high-performance” maneuvers near a crowd that it is not allowed run over/devour. It commits suicide because its population-culling purpose remains unfulfilled.

...However, what may be surprising is that only one of Chevy’s models, the Crosstreck, also made CR’s list of most reliable cars.

You know Bryan Adams is somewhere like fuck.

The purity olympics in America need too fucking stop. I am a left leaning, liberal woman of color. This shit needs to stop. This is why people end up becoming the Trump supporters we see in ever-growing millions these days. Nothing is enough. They all apologized. Fred Armisen was playing Barack Obama, not making fun…

We can’t have zipper merges because there are these people who think they are virtuous by letting in not one, but two, three, six, or more vehicles go in front of them. In a proper zipper merge there is no advantage to going down the lane that closes. But in reality thanks to the virtue signalers there is. I estimate…

The dude in the video is driving on the shoulder. But thanks for the self-righteous explainer.

Don’t police the public policing the public

It’s not meant to be a realistic test, the dummies aren’t holding beers and crowing about how they’d do it differently.

He’s literally right there. The one in the middle with the Rams uniform on. You’re welcome.

the patrons were there to watch the Dallas Cowboys game

What CK did is absolutely harassment. But in the grand scheme of things I also don’t think  it’s “should never work again” levels of bad. He admitted it, he went away for a bit and lost millions and a movie and while it may not be what some people wanted, it’s not nothing. So yeah, I’m the grand scheme of things I…

A GoFundMe page has been established to help cover the costs of replacing Jenkins’ car.

Jason - “Yeah man, we’re refugees. What kind of messed up place would turn away refugees”

A lot of these are solid, but some of the words people want replaced literally have different meanings than the ones they want them replaced with.

I have a cat, a normal sized domestic short-hair that for whatever reason when he sits in your lap you are unable to move. It’s like fucking Thor himself put mjolnir in your lap and you are not worthy. So, so not worthy.

Do you own a cat? Because for whatever reason, whenever you have a cat on your lap, you have an overriding sense of obligation that means you are not allowed to move for ANY REASON until the cat and the cat alone decides to leave. Granted, at some point, after the appropriate amount of suffering, you move the cat,…

John Legend comes off as so cool and nice in this. I wish I liked his songs more.

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Thoughts and prayers for the Megadoodoo family.

I would happily forget about this disaster of a game, if only people could observe the first and second rules of Fight Club.