Please spoil this, it’s bothering me now.

If you’re truly dedicated, every pizza is an individual pizza.

Jurassic Park meets Wayward Pines...

According to the New York Times, a lot of parents are wondering whether their sons’ dicks are too small! I figured I would help them out.

Ooooh! Kate Mara is the other AI, and the whole movie is a way to test whether its safe to release her into society, except it goes out of control.

Padme dying is a continuity error. In Return of the Jedi, Luke asks Leia what she remembers of her real mother. Leia says that she was always sad. So it hints at the fact that Leia was partially raised by Padme before being adopted by the Organa’s. It was a stupid plot device by Lucas in Revenge of the Sith.

American Kinja Warrior.

I enjoy watching it, because seeing them fail to conquer a punishing, unforgiving obstacle course helps me feel better about myself when I get winded trying to open a sugar packet.

Willy Wonka, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, The Producers, and Silver Streak.

You’re right, much much better than the one in the article.

The day Deadspin doesn’t run tabloid shit is the day we all quit and get jobs as brand consultants or baristas or whatever.

Can you just rename The Concourse “ReGawk” and be done with it? I mean, I genuinely enjoy in-depth stories that have little or nothing to do with sports, scathing social commentaries, and brutal political takedowns. But this tabloid shit... Did Deadspin draw the short straw?

I think you’re right, I saw it mentioned in the comments on YouTube somewhere (because you can’t watch it here). But still. Cablevision is an awful provider. I miss FiOS.

Seriously. Nobody wants to take that prima donna bullshit from a guy who goes on to be 2x super bowl mvp. You start to let winners play for your team, and it changes who you are. Chargers never did that and aren’t about to start now.

I doubt Oliver Stone will make anything that isn’t actually about Oliver Stone.

Roethlisberger looks like someone tried to make Will Ferrell in Fallout 4 but fucked up.

Warning - The Greasy Strangler wasn’t very good. I caught it a couple of months ago at the Seattle International Film Festival, and it was the only movie I can think of in a very long time where I walked out. Once you get past the shock value, it’s really, really boring.

I’m guessing that the twist in The Disappointments Room is that that kid is dead and blonde Beckinsale is having a mental breakdown dealing with his death.

Uber is not “subsidizing” it’s drivers - let’s make that clear. If anything drivers are the ones subsidizing Uber since they provide the vehicle and bear the cost of phone bills, insurance, maintenance, gas, and depreciation. Uber has essentially no overhead to pay except for its legislative legal agenda. The…