This gif is perfection. I didn't pay attention to the author at first and was like, why is this so funny today!? Mark FTW

I totally agree about Carlton. She's trying way too hard to prove that she's risqué and different and sexy...it is obnoxious. She's the lady Gaga of the housewives...DOES THIS SHOCK AND EXCITE YOU??? WHAT ABOUT THIS???

I looked through my whole damn guide on every espn channel I have and see nothing!!! I'm so disappointed. I'm going to have to see if it's on demand or something. Or hope y'all review it for me!! ;)

Why can I not find this on my tv?? I've been looking for hours!

I think the part that gets me the most is the constant wide eyed blank stare, hair flipping and constant blinking. But beyond that I just find her personality grating. She can't be wrong because someone else was more wrong or different wrong, she refers to her grown ass husband as "my baby" when speaking to other…

I find Joyce absolutely awful...but Brandi isn't really helping her case by being such a whack job.

You know Brandi...you are making it harder and harder for those of us who enjoy your fuckitall attitude to defend your antics. Getting fall down drunk? We've all done it...telling everyone to go fuck themselves? If we haven't we wished we could...but like between the black person comment and now this...I'm just…

One song about how you are the same girl is almost too many...two songs on the same topic? The lady doth protest too much.

And that really is the crux of it. I think Lena is used to people snarking on her to the point that she is automatically on the defensive the second the subject is broached.

And that really is the crux of it. I think Lena is used to people snarking on her to the point that she is automatically on the defensive the second the subject is broached.

No that's literally not at all what he said. As a reference, GoT nudity occurs mostly in specifically sexual situations, so it is an obvious choice for the characters to be nude. Lena just randomly pops up naked with no impact on the plot, she's just naked. I think it's entirely fair to ask her why she makes that…

Because she is the one, in particular, who most often appears naked. He never said it bothers him, he's just curious as to why her character has a significantly bigger amount of naked screen time than any other on the show.

I'm not saying she's not entitled to write the characters however she chooses. What I'm commenting on is her bristling and suggesting that anyone who would dare question why she made that choice with that character just finds her nudity unattractive.

I tend to agree. I don't think the question was meant as "why are you naked and not 'more attractive'?" It was "why are you the ONLY naked all the time one?"

I have tried in vain many times to describe what the canyons is about to people who have not seen it. Thank you Callie for the perfect summary: nudity and unsuccessful attempts at facial expressions.

I literally thought she was 52...I came into this article like "well she doesn't look that different from any other 50 year old I know so this should be interestin....holy shit she's 72????"

Omg you are ridiculous. Just stop. Everyone else in the human world recognizes the comments made about Britney are implying SHES FAT. I'm not going to sit here and play "it depends on what your definition of 'is' is" with you. I literally showed you the dictionary listings for fat synonyms and you're still arguing…

I'm impressed that you are literally arguing with the dictionary right now. Because that is where the list of synonyms came from. But what would the dictionary know.

Okay, so in your world saying someone should be skinnier is not equal to calling them fat. Whatever you say. You should look up "synonyms for fat":
plump, stout, overweight, large, chubby, portly, flabby, paunchy, potbellied, beer-bellied, meaty, of ample proportions, heavyset; obese, corpulent, fleshy, gross;…

She looks like a 10 pound sausage stuffed in a 5 pound casing...she would be hot if she lost 15 pounds...I'll remember next time I hear this to take it as a compliment.