I noticed during her VMA performance this year that she has a totally new face. And yet, it seems like no one says anything about it ever. But Gaga did NOT look the way she does now a year ago.

Obviously.

The company I used to work for was headquartered in Israel. Early on in my time at their US office, we had (male) visitors from Saudi Arabia in the office for a week. One of my coworkers came into my office on the second day and said that the gentlemen had requested the "pretty blonde" come join them for coffee. I…

I am PMSing and this made me angry. Stop being happy!!! Fuck my peeeeerriiooooood would be better lyrics.

I guess I just don't really like being the center of attention. I've fainted before and after that but never so damn publicly. I should have clarified that I hadn't told anyone I was pregnant yet and wasn't at all visibly pregnant so people thought I was seriously hungover or on drugs (it was LA after all)

I guess I just don't really like being the center of attention. I've fainted before and after that but never so damn publicly. I should have clarified that I hadn't told anyone I was pregnant yet and wasn't at all visibly pregnant so people thought I was seriously hungover or on drugs (it was LA after all)

OMG you guys when I was pregnant I fainted in the middle of a company wide meeting revealing the new office building that was being built for us. In the middle of the Beverly Wilshire hotel, with all of the William Morris agency in attendance, I went down in the back of the room. Apparently I almost took one of the…

I've tried googling cat breeds to find out the name but all the pictures are the fancy show cats that look nothing like the cute kitties that I see in real life. Thank you for pointing me in a direction!!

What kind of kitten is that? I want one of those flat faced ones but I don't know what they are called.

I will never forgive McCain for unleashing this woman on us. Never.

If you took a before and after of me from the day I go into get my hair done it would look the same as all those pics. I go in, hair unwashed and not styled, usually with roots that need touching up. Then I come out WITH MY HAIR DONE. Instant sex.

I think certain kinda of thongs can be uncomfortable, like the ones that are super fucking tiny in the front. But you can pry my lace no line thongs from my cold dead hands.

My sister and I went to see maroon 5 and Kelly clarkson two weeks ago (free tickets-don't judge lol). Kelly was 5 minutes late on stage and my sister and I were like, could you imagine sitting and waiting 90 minutes for Rihanna to show up??? We were ready to say fuck it and go after 5. No way in hell i would sit and…

This is definitely true. My son goes to bed at the same time every night...until he goes to his dads house for the weekend. Then he has no bedtime and can do whatever he wants. And without fail, he comes back Sunday night tired and cranky and acts like an asshole for a day or two afterwards.

I watched it for the first time in years last night. And I CRIED. Like hard.

Ahhh...there it is. That makes a lot more sense than he forgot. He lied.

How do you forget to book the venue? No one had to arrange any details? They just thought they'd show up and everything would be there? I've gotten married, you're pretty much in constant touch with the venue, especially the weeks leading up to the date.

THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS. I've seen a bunch of previews for this movie with only the snowman and the reindeer and it looked adorable. Now I'm not sure I want to see it.

Hahahaha you sound just like me. I'll start drinking wine while trying to decide on dinner and then 4 glasses later forgot that dinner was supposed to happen. And then I eat a plate of cheese.