I still have not read it. I know I have to because I just do, but I haven't been able to get myself to buy it yet. Soooo if anyone on England wants to send me their copy, that'd be great.

It's probably delicious. I'd eat it.

I totally agree. If you know anything about what is going on there, you should certainly know how to spell the name of the country. I could maybe understand someone spelling Afghanistan wrong (maybe) but Syria is not that hard. It just seems like she heard something from someone and wanted to be a part of it. Like…

He is so fucking charming.

Well, that's one way to go video-wise for a song that's literally all about fucking.

Hoo boy...I umm...nope.

I read about this yesterday and it blew my friggin mind. SO COOL.

No I definitely wasn't. I came to work wearing make up and would retouch in the bathroom maybe on my lunch. But I was also told to stop "dressing sexy" when I worked there, even though I wore a suit everyday as required. It was a mindfuck to say the least.

I don't ever watch this show so I don't really have much frame of reference...but, I mean, is that how KHLOE always acts? Baby talking about how she's a tree and we think Lamar is the one that's high?

No you are correct. Foam parties cause pink eye and THE SCIENTIFIC NAME FOR PINK EYE. Double horror lol

Seems like you have the basics of being female down!!

Yup...damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Isn't that the truth!! I got told at a job early in my career that I was "too focused on my appearance" (I think the actual problem was that my boss wanted to fuck me) and then days later when I showed up wearing barely any makeup, pulled aside for a meeting. And was repeatedly asked what was wrong. And if I didn't…

My son was with his dad in early June so that I could have my wisdom teeth taken out. The next morning I FaceTimed with him because his dad had text me that he was worried about me and wanted to see me. About 30 seconds in to the conversation he goes "mommy? Are you sure you want to be on FaceTime when your face looks…

Mixed with a little of this:

I just cry-ate a cupcake while drinking moscato. Stop watching me in my living room.

It's time for people who live on the west coast to stay off the Internet!!

I don't think it helped that the only ads for the movie that I've seen focused on teens freaking out at cast meet and greets. I've never read the book (or heard of it for that matter), so seeing a bunch of screaming fans excited about a panel of actors isn't going to make me want to go see it.

Sunday sign off at 5am? Bold move.

I literally sing this song every day of my life. At 29 I am still not convinced I don't live in a Disney movie.