What then is a fair body of work to judge her on? Mean Girls and the parent trap that she was in when she was 11? 95% of her movies are crap. Everything she's done since mean girls has been awful.

Even Mean Girls was carried by the rest of the cast. Notice how no one quotes her lines from that movie?? It's cause she wasn't the memorable one.

Every time Lindsay acts in anything someone says she nailed it and she's so wonderful and amazing. Then the thing she acted in comes out, and she is just AWFUL. She can't act. She can't. I hope she keeps her life together this time, but I don't know why anyone still believes this girl can act.

I totally had a "oh no don't eat him!!" Moment. I know it's just how they do it, but still.

Between a good friend of mine giving birth yesterday and this, my desire for another baby is out of control right now!

It would. Definitely would.

I especially like the part at the end when the woman is like here eat this ice cream so you don't notice we are stealing your baby!

Omg I love her now. Although I do get excited to see law & order marathons on Friday nights. As a single mom for the last 3 years, that is actually woo worthy for my night home alone.

Hungry for lunch with a flair? Why not take your vintage Louis Vuttion and fill it with that delicious lobster bisque from the cafe down the street!

Hungry for lunch with a flair? Why not take your vintage Louis Vuttion and fill it with that delicious lobster bisque from the cafe down the street!

Hungry for lunch with a flair? Why not take your vintage Louis Vuttion and fill it with that delicious lobster bisque from the cafe down the street!

I'm trying to imagine the initial pitch/investor meeting for this. "Don't you hate when you cum in your pants when you're getting a lap dance? Well well, what if we made underwear that prevented the wet spot??"

Yay I mentioned this wine in my comment. It's not very good though.

I'm the youngest and my parents left me in the gift shop at Mt. Rushmore. So that is not limited to middle children.

OBAMA.

I was very confused by her transistion from pop singer to MOST CULTURALLY INFLUENTIAL ICONIC POP STAR ON THE PLANET EVER. I could not understand how she began to believe that she was changing the world with her lyrics. I mean, her first single was about getting so drunk she couldn't remember where she was. I was with…

Is she going to be held for another 30 days or for a total of 30 days including the time she's already been there? I can't seem to figure that out from the few articles I've read.

I quit smoking 4 months ago (well, moved to a vapor cig and still smoke it but the nicotine level is 0 in the vapor juice I buy), but I HATED when people did the fake super cough while waving their hand dramatically in front of their face. I go to Vegas a lot and I would be sitting smoking at a slot machine that was…

I need someone to make a gif of that immediately.

I feel like I need to start doing those now. See what you did??? Ruined my life. Just. Like. That.