I heard Jenna doesn't even like the guy from college, she's just dating him to be popular. Which is SO LAME.

I know I was like OMG WUT is she serious right now? Like seriously are you for real Becky? Seriously??

Oh my gawd I know Becky was on the other day and she was all "tired of that bitch talking about me!" And I was like WHAT BITCH? Oh my gawd was she talking about me?? SO MUCH DRAMA. She's the bitch always talking about people on Facebook. UGH. So anyways I went on Instagram and posted a pic of an Abercromie ad with a…

I actually thought Britney left it on Mars after she was like, aww, you shouldn't have. And walked away like a huge alien bitch.

Won't someone think of the MODELS!!! I don't know. TL;DR past the .03% part.

It's so funny that she is so spot on with the complimenting. I cannot have someone telling me I look cute without insulting something about myself. "OMG seriously I didn't even shower this morning this hairdo is just trying to hide it, SOOOO much hairspray, yuck!!"

Then you make the commercial for whatever laundry detergent had women touching sexy men's shirts to see which is softer. But just for the actual shirts this time instead of the detergent to wash them in.

Selena Gomez goes back and forth between looking so grown up and then looking like such a little girl (don't mean that in a bad way, just that she has a baby face) sometimes. I think she looks great, but she looked very very young last night.

My friend has a Facebook page for her dog. I find it incredibly disturbing. She actually got mad at me for not adding her dog as a friend. Like HARASSED ME ABOUT IT until I added her freaking dog as a friend on FB. So strange.

I thought that too. Maybe it had its perks because being pregnant DURING the summer sucks balls.

I wasn'twasn't talking about getting your tits cut off I was talking about getting your genome mapped to test for the brac gene without a family history indicating a need.

oh fuck off. Seriously. I was offering advice as far as not panicking and talking to your doctor not running out and deciding you need something done because a celebrity did it. Fuck. Off.

I'm with you on that. I'd watch it.

Again with a story about my mom who was a teacher and is now an Assistant Principal in the high school I went to.

I love that the judge said its "more than likely unconstitutional."

I think we should all wear the Skull at Night shirt backwards. And then its just the tits shirt. Love it.

My mom is an assistant Principal at a school in San Diego (not this one). She was actually a teacher while I was in high school (and yes, I had her twice). I remember she would always complain about the dancing at prom, etc when I was in high school, and I'd be like, OMG MOM STOP BEING OLD AND LAME. Then a few years…

See what she did there??? Lolz

I, on the other hand, suffer from FUCKING HATING TO WEAR CLOTHES EVER. Is there a scientific name for that?