But that 'tits are the joke' even as a running theme can alienate and turn off quite a few people from the get go (me included). It just prevents me from enjoying the rest of it.

And in related news, TCR is now hiring to fill his position.

But why is there no whale video, I mean how could you not?

Marvel: Tie between Iron Man and Deadpool.

No, what? When I only recently realized I'm friends with your brother and could totally use this to stalk you!? WHAT USE IS THIS ABILITY NOW, OWEN?

Well I now count 8/21 if you count the greys. Which is equally sad.

Aha, looks like there's an update here:

So is this happening, or has the mod screwed the pooch for all of us?

I hate to tell you, but if it's been that long she may just not be into you. I know that's some boggling fact for some guys, but you're better off if you move on emotionally.

This. I'm always really confused where the... feather hate? comes from. I mean, bears are covered in fur and that doesn't make them adorable when they're in the middle of tearing you up in a game.

You're definitely not alone. It's not about 'human interaction' when I'm a woman living alone and the only people that have unexpectedly knocked on my door were super sketchy. Or worse, not even knock and just try the door.

Enh. I know ads pay the bills so if they're not outright horrible and stay in their designated spaces, I don't block if it's a site I frequent. But this recent one is crossing a line and I'm going to have to.

That, and the fact that recently I've been getting site-fogging ads that try to force the audience to wait before getting to the actual article.

MOST anticipated? My hopes and dreams?

Time to start praying I don't get sucked into this one. I've managed to avoid my collector tendencies latching onto Infinity or Skylanders, but this looks gorgeous...

See, no, my heart can't take that. I need your hilarious narrating. Can't you just upload a Let's Play instead?

But here's the thing, friend. You are completely welcome to try harder. Nobody is forcing the difficulty slider down on you.

You know, since it's a singleplayer game with no achievements, you have to rely on telling someone if you've beaten it on hard anyway. If that's the sort of thing you brag about.

Someone, ANYONE, spoil ahoy. I need to know how the hell any plot justifies going though that endgame pain. That just sounds excessively bad.

Well that's a strange looking monument if I ever saw one. Art!