“I’ve got you hook, line and sinker”

It’s snot true, M’LADY

I thought it was fine.

The best name I’ve heard is Heapsters. Not my idea and I can’t remember where I saw it but it still makes me laugh.

Go watch a few of Mike Tyson’s early fights and you’ll see some quick KO’s

I spilled white castle syrup DOWN THE SHIFTER COLLUMN nearly three years ago and it still sticks to this day.

My SAY soccer team this year had EIGHTEEN players for 11 positions with each players REQUIRED to play at least two quarters. It regularly took me 1.5 hours to set a line up and plot subs in an Excel sheet. Injured? Sorry kid, you’re staying in otherwise my whole spreadsheet is fucked.

Beats the piss outta stancing. Now get off my lawn.

I care, mostly cause I JUST bought their new crimson kit. NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO????

This might be the most myopic title of an article I’ve ever read. This team is out because they played with a lack of urgency and an unearned sense of bravado. They failed to tie a team that was winless in their last 9.

TO TIE TRINIDAD. ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS TIE FUCKING TRINIDAD

You just named three things that make it different. The ability to build, if used, adds an entirely new element that clearly differentiates it from pubg.

He funny. He write. He quit to be funny writer before brain go boom.

I feel like a sports reporter saying possession rather than point should be reporting on anything but sports.

I’d argue Pat Mcafee is STILL the most envied punter in the league despite retiring last year.

This isn’t the NFL playoffs we’re talking about. Making it to the world cup is about as low as expectations can get. We should always make it coming out of CONCACAF.  

Lack of strategy? How about a lack of passing? I can’t think of one time they managed to link 2 consecutive passes.

At least he passed oout and wasn;t on the lamb

Joey Gallo is dead! I’m Joey CALLO

Well put and you are spot on. He never seems to have a plan for when he gets the ball and relies on his speed to bail himself out of the terrible 1st (and 2nd) touches.