So I was gifted a box of various items from general mills that included these two boxes of cereal. I was struck by the raised texture on each box, though the ones I got had the same image on both sides instead of the super hero comparison. Cool boxes, absolutely disgusting cereal, though my 9 year old son fell in love…

He has largely been praised this season for working through a large number of injuries and mixing-and-matching a patchwork offensive line that has largely held together.

Let’s not let the facts get in the way of a good story huh? Big fan but CMON. How do you even keep this completely fabricated post up? Say what you want about Brown but he’s not anywhere near the same guy he used to be... Until Lewis bolts that is.

Say what you want, but gurl got some serious stanky leg technique. That thing looks like it’s made of rubber!

Regarding nose surgery: After having a deviated septum fixed, I now regularly pick boogers the size of a half dollar...no lie. They also look like those “sculptures” of poured concrete casts of ant hills. My young boys do not find this nearly as awesome as I do which is very disappointing.

It was Holiday not Cheney

Wanting a good girl but needing a bad pussy is a perfect summary of my marriage. Too bad my wife is/has neither.

Our balls used to be really crappy,” Barnett said

Finally catching on...

As a fellow Nike Fingertrap owner, I vouch that they do indeed help you shake off terrible flag football players.

Want to be a good dog owner? Clean up your dog’s poop. ALWAYS.

If you aren't negotiating you aren't trying. Football isn't the only game being played. Business in general is a giant game of "how can the get rich by fucking the other guy over".

People: Make sure to send a follow-up. I interview 20 people a year and this can really separate you. I just got one from this website: www.paperlesspost.com and was totally impressed. Not affiliated with site AT ALL, but it's a damn good place to personalize an email instead of waiting 7 days for snail mail.

Regarding warm-up:

Also, if you have fancy locking wheels, I sure as hell hope you have the key to that lock.

No mention of The Mountain Brothers? Really solid effort with some laugh out loud (before abbreviated) battle lyrics. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_…

His name is David Paulson...HIS NAME IS DAVID PAULSON

Fuggin A!

The postgame interview was even more inspiring. I couldn't find the link but if you think the above video is a tearjerker don't watch at work.