Sure Phoenix wears a rubber mask, but he forgot to wrap his little superhero.

Too bad the Reds aren't in town. Dusty would be right at home.

Yeah, but still...

Scott Spezio. Duh.

Scott Spezio. Duh.

That explains why his wife calls him Five Tug Tommy.

Do I have to wait 10 years to punch this little shit?

As long as Lane Kiffin has a job, Pete will be #2 in the douchecoach power rankings.

Or create a fake account to make fun of your jackass coach.

In this case, the doodoo in the dugout was dusty's

Great song, great band. Well done Sean.

Look, he's a tall Dutch dork with a nose for goal and a fear of playing in his own half. Close enough.

Hey pops, don't Blue Ivy look fine in dat one piece?

How did you know that about me?

Actually, this is what rock bottom at Hooters looks like, but I'm enjoying ARod's pain a helluva lot more

You should check Dick's. I'm fairly certain that's where Zlat and Christiano shop.

That man is not your maker

I'm a Liverpool supporter, and your optimism sounds a lot like mine about 3 years ago...it's a slippery slope down but a helluva a climb back up.

10 years ago, Arsenal were possibly the best club in the world. Certainly, they were the most fun to watch. They used that success to strong-arm their way to a beautiful new stadium (it was amazing when it opened, truly world-class), then hid behind their ridiculous self-imposed pay/transfer fee limits to slip back…

Hi Jolie,