It grosses you out that this guy promises shelter and food in exchange for sex? I wonder if it also grosses you out when girls promise sex in exchange for shelter and food? Sounds like a reasonable offer to me.

Why not make it a front wheel drive series instead? Who cares which wheels are spinning as long as the racing is good. I think it would be more likely that some racing tech would filter into the street cars, and vice versa that way. And homologation would be so easy then.

Please tell me it's April 1st somewhere......

+10 A real man's ride!

So let me get this right. As a customer, you have to be invited to pay who knows how much for a car that you can't actually have, and you can only drive it under Ferrari's supervision? Isn't that like renting it? They want some stupid schmucks to give them probably $2 million or more for what exactly? A track car…

Unimog - Yes

Real Racing 3 on iOS and Android is pretty good. A lot of content and quite pretty for a free title.

I plugged my iPad into the car stereo and played some Real Racing 3 sitting in the garage over Thanksgiving. Easy way to waste an hour and get away from noise inside. I've been considering taking my old PS3 out there, hooking it up to a projector to shoot in front of the car, and trying to find a way to use my wheel…

Thank Wil Wheton for the Skeletor revival.

She should sue the plastic surgeon that screwed her face up. Oh wait...

I was agreeing with your premise about moving on from 9/11 and getting back to being America, but I'm a little confused about this last part. I don't see Japan as biding their time till they can strike again. We have mutual interests and a shared fascination with each other's culture, not the other way around. I…

I completely agree about the 9/11 crutch. But I'm not from New York, so I can't bring myself to argue the emotional impact it had. Maybe that's me enabling, maybe because I'm sheep like the rest of the enablers. The Japanese hit us harder at Pearl, but a decade later it was ancient history, so I can't understand…

Honestly I think it's all pretty much a pointless debate between Global Hawk and the U2. UAVs are evolving too fast for the Hawk to be relevant in 10 years, and the U2 is just too fragile and big to keep around when other options are available. I'll remind you of the X37. The only thing we can't do with a…

Congrats to whomever prepared the body. In as a man, out like a man. At least the parents were able to see him as God intended one last time.

So nevermind that the P1 is a faster, more capable car, the 918 wins on looks? Maybe if McLaren had bedazzled the steering wheel you would have given it more 'Kat Cred'. You can use that if you want. Don't trademark it though, I might want to use it cynically in the future.

You have to pass it before you find out what's in it.

I'd really like to know how you and your team choreographed the bit where you circled under the lowrider.

Hydrogen is beyond EV, not the other way around.

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An ugly-ass station wagon with VW reliability. I guess they should sell at least 5 of them to Jalopnik writers.