Typical A-hole Ferrari owner. Huff and puff at the idea of some non-elitist being able to buy a car like his. He doesn't have to worry about me, I would be caught dead in one of his dick-mobiles.

Wow, this is horrible. Maybe Aston should just stick to the one good design they've had in the last half century, kind of like Porsche, but more British. I mean, DAMN! This is ugly.

Gen 4 Supra. And the RX7. And the 3000GT. Japan thought they were Italy all of the sudden.

He's way over paid then. Those things sound like shit that only an inbred alcoholic would ride on. It's 2014, so why does it still sound like a congested farm implement from pre WWI? Harleys are in the same category as the bro-dozer as far as I'm concerned.

I feel your pain. I work in an IT heavy projects department at an un-named car manufacturer, and I see the same thing daily. Our IT is so far behind it's painful, and the biggest thing holding us back is the people in charge are just trying to ride out the last year or so to retirement. They have no interest in…

3rd Gear: Why can't Caddy make a decent SUV/Crossover? That's the wrong question. Why does Caddy think dressing up a Tahoe turns it into a luxury SUV? This has been GM's problem for decades, rebadging and playing dress-up with Chevy quality platforms. I have no doubt that if GM wanted to, they could build a…

So nothing unique then? I was expecting some originality, but all I really see is re-hashed renderings of older designs. Then again, I do forget that part of the challenge for LM is to use already available off the shelf components, so maybe I'm just expecting too much.

Agreed. We've been buying into the stupid light bulbs, energy star rated appliances, raising the thermostat in the summer. All of this to be more efficient, save the Earth and a few bucks along the way. Now that consumption is on the decline, they see less profits, so the rates go up. Same with water. More…

Implode and Slow Collapse are a lot closer than you might think. Some automakers are barely making a profit despite record sales. If you take 5% of sales away, you could be plunging a company into the red. They still have labor costs, utilities, bond payments, land leases, materials contracted, vendors to pay, and…

Another possibility besides hypoxia here. What if the gubment has a new air defense weapon that attacks the pilot instead of the aircraft? A silent weapon, maybe a variant of a non lethal system like the millimeter microwave thing? They could have activated it to deter the pilot from restricted airspace, but caused…

GM's shifting vehicles between US and Mex makes sense really. Customers of the cheaper equinox don't care where it's made, and it's a higher capacity vehicle, so why not use cheaper labor. Caddy owner want to buy an American made car. And, GM should theoretically be able to maintain higher quality in the US plant,…

A little odd that it looks almost exactly like the current year Toyota Tundra front. Didn't Toyota used to copy other people's trucks? I guess times have changed.

Travis, do you have an email you can share? I have a story I think you would like to get the scoop on.

Boo Hoo! Jezebel is a cesspool of social rot and perversion anyway, you just don't like the subject matter in this case. If you want to elevate the quality of material on Jezebel, start with the articles you post. Every blog here is nothing more than a hit piece, or some fruitcake on a soapbox trying to get people…

You do realize that you are perfectly free to buy a car with all of these options if you want, or not. Maybe you just feel like what you want is what everyone else should want. Maybe you don't care about the people who need transportation but can't afford an optioned out car. Maybe you don't realize that some…

Have you ever wanted to just smack a writer? Not the 'get back in the kitchen and make my sandwich' kind of smack, but the, 'come back to reality' smack. By the way, here a spy shot of the next new Porsche.

I think you mean they just Appled Audi....

Seems a bit of an aggressive response to an answer to a question you asked. Sometimes I have similar feelings about Jalopniks partner sites. Having Jalopnik so closely integrated with sites like Gawker and Jezebel are more of a distraction. I'm not passing judgement on the content, there has to be somewhere for…

Any figure 8 track.

I don't recall an 'adjusted for inflation' qualifier in those ads. Maybe Dodge just knows their customers are to stupid to do the math anyway.