“An anorexic plumbing insulator who drives stick, sometimes off-road in his aging SUV, as he heads out to grab a dozen or so pounds of lobster, which he’ll share with his gerbil, who walks around in a huge mechanical exoskeleton he printed on a 3D printer?”

If you text and drive, Fuck you.

Disclaimer: No brain cells were harmed in this video

Great flip. Excellent flexibility. Good poise. Shame he didn’t stick the landing.

I’m probably part of the niche, but living in California where we don’t get any notable weather, I need space (2 kids), and I like being able to turn fast and have a car that handles well...wagons seem perfect for me. But like you said, I’m in the minority.

Disagree.

Yes, by all means rank dependability on the 3 years they are still under warranty and include things like “people don’t like their bluetooth connection.”

Scion became a man and became Toyota.

It wasn’t axed, it just had its Brand Mitzvah.

Scion is such a youthful brand it was only 13 years old when it was axed.

I really don’t think we’re sycophantic to Tesla. We have no problem calling them out when they do something stupid or wrong. I was forbidden from driving their cars on at least one event, even. We run stuff like this http://jalopnik.com/consumer-repor… or http://jalopnik.com/report-two-thi… and we’ll report what we…

Really? Most of the people I see in these cars now are young, and a surprising number of them are women. Scion isn’t having an easy time moving them and I think lease / finance offers on them are very attractive at this point, so they’re bringing in a lot of non-traditional sports car buyers looking for a deal.

I’ve been hoping for this all day. Way to dash my dreams, Toyota!

Its probably just my brain playing tricks (because I like the car and its badge) but all I see in the middle is “BS”

86 to signify the car and its relation to the original, sideways pistons to represent the boxer engine.

I’m not praising him! I just said I can understand the urge to do it, too, but that’s just because I’m a deeply flawed man prone to unprofessional decisions. Maybe like someone much richer than me.

That logo looks like a German SS badge....look at it more closely....

Toyota, you can do much better that FR-S.