I would watch that show about the queen

I’m going to make Lil Wayne the next queen of England, believe me.

Only I can fix it, believe me.

Queen Weezabeth

Exactly. Saying “believe me” has got to be one of biggest red flags that you should not believe that person.

These people also think that the Ladies sign on a bathroom door magically keeps out male rapists. This is the kind of brainpower we’re up against.

I don’t want the wall. And I don’t give a fuck what some redneck asshole like Electric Grid, who took time away from fucking his sister to post this, has to say about it.

Now you know better than that. We were at every turn told that we were going to get it in the butt!

You are so dumb.

Most illegals come through airports, so the wall is pretty pointless considering the cost. But Trump supporters are dumb enough to think it will prevent illegal immigration so Republicans will waste taxpayer money to build it just to please them.

This STILL makes we want to scream into the void. How many people actually want this? Have they devoted any thought to the logistics, maintenance, and oh, that AIRPLANES WILL STILL EXIST. And that plenty of the low-paying American jobs that Americans DONT WANT TO DO are done by people across the border? Also, I recall…

My brother told me this story years ago and I’ve always had a ‘what - how can that happen’ reaction. So, my brother worked in upscale hotel security in Chicago and one night he and another guy were called to the honeymoon suite because of a panicked phone call. They get there and there’s a hysterical young woman…

There is nothing unprofessional about laughing at a literal sausage stuffed into a dude’s pants. That is the only sane reaction under the circumstances.

My cousin once saw a biker (bicycle not motorcycle) who’d been hit by a car and when they cut him out of his bike shorts, they found he’d stuffed a sausage - like a bratwurst - in there. She said she and the nurses were unprofessional and laughed a bit before they could stifle it, so luckily dude was unconscious or…

Could be worse:

You know that Jezebel isn’t a breaking news service, right? They’re not local news, or the AP, or the NY Times, and they only cover “current” events a couple times a day. Most of their content is about things that occured several days in the past. Their sister site Gizmodo covered it much more quickly, which made…

Good. They damn well deserve to be charged with hate crimes. Maybe in the future, right-wing internet commenters will actually wait at the very least 24 hours before screaming about how the police are biased against white people. Not wasting my breath, though.

What was wrong with this? It seems pretty harmless.

I knew a person who bought herself a ring and changed her status to married to her long term boyfriend who was not on facebook. Made a photo album of the ring in various locations, changed her last name, talked about how wonderful married life was, her “hubby” etc then when people pressed for more information on the…

I have as friend who changed her profile picture to one of her with her left hand covering half her face with a shiny ring on her ring finger. She then spent the next two days going ‘gawd, you guys, it’s just a ring, why would you think I was engaged!?!’ when that’s clearly the reaction she was looking for.