Or they post lots of listicles about “Keys to a happy relationship” with the caption “so true.”

My cousin did almost exactly this, but instead of changing her relationship status, she posted that she was pregnant as a joke. Nearly gave my grandmother a heart attack.

We did that when we were in college, like all of us were “It’s complicated” with our roommates but I went to Vassar and it wasn’t really funny because like everyone turned out bisexual so then it’s like “OK so were you dating or not?”

Yes, because all LGBT relationships are drama free and no gay people are attention seekers. Those are 100% straight people things.

Trump’s all, “Strange Fruit? Well, alright. I’ll grab her by the kumquat.”

Added fuck-you bonus: Strange Fruit was written by the guy who (along with his wife) who adopted Ethel and Julius Rosenberg’s kids when the Rosenbergs were executed because he was sympathetic to the Rosenbergs. Extra added bonus: If I recall the timing correctly, the composer was a member of the Communist Party at the…

Is it a Jello puddin’ pop?

I’m not surprised. It has pieces of walnut shells. It was the only scrub I could find in Amman, and, so every time I use it, now, I get a hit of sandstorm and tea with anise.

She did absolutely nothing wrong. None of his personal info was given or even hinted at. Her way of going about things is fine. Get off your high horse and observe reality. As for the “shaming” part, she isn’t shaming him at all. She stated a fact and did it understanding his circumstances. Shaming him would involve…

Why do you read advice columns if you detest their very premise?

You would not be a good advice columnist.

LEAVE BREAD ALONE!!!

Bread, in its historical and traditional form, is not bad for most people (yes, there are those who have celiac). It was and continues to be the staple in many cuisines. Bread can be very nutritious. We tend to think that all bread is the same and that’s just not true. Its just that we are so impatient and have been…

Carrie Fisher is a true subversive, and she had the guts to be subversive when the majority of Americans were absolutely ok with what was happening all around them. She was like a living antidote to the Reagan years.

Carrie Fisher is a phenomenal writer. I read Postcards from the Edge and Surrender the Pink and Delusions of Grandma as a teen and more than many things (and I read a lot of things), they made me feel a lot less alone. People have been such dickheads to her of late because she dared to age past 19 and yet she is still…

According to CBS, her attorney said that the woman isn’t a “lunatic” or a “racist,” but someone with an “alcohol problem.” Burchard-Risch, meanwhile, had nothing to say, either to Jama or to the court.

Only if you’re Dave Coullier!

And someone who would go down on you in a theater.

I don’t remember it being this controversial when God was a white woman. And Canadian.