Yet another German with a terrible sense of humor.

I'm sure there are over a dozen people who could comment on this story and counter Mr. Gross-man, uh sorry, Grothman's assertions. I'll be happy to start.

Say what you will about Deadspin, I don't think "You don't point out that Roger Goodell is a liar often enough or in enough detail" is really a strong criticism.

Just a couple of kittens, out on the town.

You know when your heart breaks into pieces? Those pieces are now broken as well.

Spain was way cooler before the moops invaded.

+3/5

Schmidt had to cut the interview short as she needed to get back to help planning the school's annual "Miss Cegenation" pageant.

The girls learned a valuable lesson that day. If you want to win the big game, don't have your quarterback show up in blackface.

that the problem with the Police Department will be pulled out "by the roots."

Let's just get the obvious out of the way and say "this would've been more believable if she claimed she was simply a confused Methodist."

Nah, you can have immense respect for the work defense lawyers do and understand why zealous defense is crucial to the functioning of our legal system and still scoff at hack lawyers pushing out slut-shaming press releases for public relations purposes.

No. What's going on over there?

Beat me to it. Nice.

This is why we can't have professional sports in Vegas. Every time a player gets his leg broken, people are going to get suspicious about the positioning of the line.

And once again, the photos are cheap crap that any dickwad with a point-and-shoot and a moderately steady hand can achieve.

For maximum impact, read the piece using a Foghorn Leghorn voice.