Sammy Sosa: [signs bat, gives it to heckler]

One simple fact that most minority group members are familiar with: they're all bad seeds. Only bad seeds want to become cops in the first place.

instaHAM

Guess that means you should shut the fuck up about smart people.

Jesus Christ! Not knowing or remembering The Color Purple does not make one "culturally unaware." I am betting you don't know who Satan João is.

The people on this site, I swear to God, are the biggest bunch of self-congratulatory twits.

Braun: [Receives shot in the ass]

Bravo!

It's Beadle!

"You know nothing about dogs. A trained dog and a loved dog and a non abused dog will not attack anyone. Its that simple."

It is NOT that simple, and insisting that it is is downright dangerous and does the breed zero favors. Pitbulls as a breed are dog aggressive...you can train and socialize your dog, never say a mean word to him, and STILL have a dangerously dog aggressive pit. Any owner of a pit has to accept and understand that…

I'm really sick of the pro-pitbull crowd. There is a difference between being attacked by 3 pitbulls and being attacked by 3 chihuahuas. There just is.

Those pitbulls attacked the wrong person.

I had a coworker freak out when she read that titanium oxide was in her sunblock. I calmly pointed out that it's a common mineral and that she needed to understand that listing something as by its chemical name is not the same as OMG!chemicals!toxins!

Being artificially kept alive with tubes and pumps and shit...

Bring a whole new meaning to "Cabbage Patch Kids"

Ah. . . good ole college amateurism. A cussing-out most of us wouldn't put up with on a paying job, these kids have to take for nothing.

Can't tell if serious. But on the off chance:

To me this sounds like the line I've heard from some Christians - "It's not wrong to be gay, it's just wrong to have gay sex." You know, the old "love the sinner, hate the sin" line. Unfortunately, many of those people are the same ones who'll talk about how all gay people are going to hell.

"Like, I look like a dude who has a manifesto. Like, It'll be okay.

Men ( HI BROSKI!!!!!!!!) already have rights and protections.