Never change, Pop. You God damn national treasure, you.

Um, maybe I should seek counseling. Cause, with a guarantee that I wouldn't get eaten along with the soup, I would totally do this.

I don't have a problem with this. As Mike D'Antoni has made painfully clear, it's impossible to impact the game from the bench.

To be fair, the evolutionary biologists I know don't know fuck all about basketball.

I don't think we need to stop the Westboro Baptist Church from protesting. If anything, the above story is just a confirmation of that. None of the people in Moore, Oklahoma need the state to tell them that the WBC is a poisonous joke.

Ideas like the ones held by WBC members ultimately don't survive in a free and open…

Middlesex County Jail is too good for this guy. I really wish they would've sentenced him to Bottomsex.

I have absolutely no interest in watching wrestling, but I love reading about wrestlers. The dead wrestler series from a few years ago was amazingly interesting. This was a great write-up for a guy that I had never heard of before.

Ware he finally lands has yet tibiannounced.

It seems like the Mariners would be best served to move to a more central city, say in Oklahoma.

I'm willing to bet $100 that a far more prevalent sexual attraction is 'necrophiliac-philiac'. Being sexually attracted to or sexually intrigued by the thought of having sex with someone that is a necrophiliac or fantasizing about watching someone else have sex with a dead body. I have lots of proof of this. The…

A hell full of gays and drunks sounds way better than a heaven full of reality stars. (Thieves won't be good company but at least they won't have much to steal.)

Because we have great minds, that become doctors that cure diseases, and a top-of-the line healthcare system(that most of us can't access)- and as a result, rich white men are living longer. This means the Republican Party gets to hold on to an aging, backwards-thinking population for a few more decades, when they…

#8. Jerqwinick Sandolph, LSU defensive back, vs. #9 Shitavious Cook, charged withmurder.

So, you are saying that an NBA player was terrified when he heard from a baby he didn't expect, so he left and will never return?

Please tell me she actually said "looks" and that's not a typo.

We laugh now, but see what happens when nobody believes a little girl's story that she was chased by a "spaghetti-faced man with green ears" through the south Louisiana woods.

Yeah, not to downplay the horror of this, but... duh? Police have DV perpetration rates 2-4x the rate of the rest of the population, it's a job that specifically attracts those who like having power over others and like the ability to make other people do what they want, including perform sexual acts. This is tragic,…

I agree with your sentiment supporting unions. The ironic thing here though is that, as a general rule, police have very little working class solidarity, are usually more than happy to assist in breaking up a strike or protest, even over labor disputes.

ok GMO fear bugs me a lot because the history and the science are pretttty complicated. without genetic engineering, there would be an even larger global food shortage. however, monsanto and other corporations fucked everyone by taking the good GM properties and then adding the non-germinating seed producing bit.…

I'll be sure not to tell him that we're all laughing at him, Mr. Sensitive.