Officer: "Excuse me Ms., what's that in your skirt?"

I think it highly unlikely that Ice-T will slip and fall back into his pimping ways.

I'm thinking he has.

Heh, you would know.

Plus, it's got what plants crave.

Yeah, but he only joins in after the Second Coming.

Ah dialup porn... 'twas a dark time for all of us perverts.

Not surprised to see Chvrches for Louisiana.

God said, “Take your son, your only son, whom you love—Isaac—and go to the region of Moriah. Sacrifice him there as a burnt offering on a mountain I will show you.” ...Then he reached out his hand and took the knife to slay his son. But the angel of the Lord called out to him from heaven, “Abraham! Abraham! I'm just…

Looks like the yolk's on us LOLOLOLOLOL

It can be nice for a moment or two, but then someone has got to take over, it's just not possible to match up parts so perfectly and to maintain both concentration and enjoyment in that position.

and i thought most arizonians were vehemently anti-beaner.

.... Are you Lisa Simpson?

There are plenty of places on the internet where you can find women that are just as hot *AND* much more naked than Erin Andrews, all without having to worry about the dancing making you accidentally gay.

If you believe the law was intended to protect Hindu photographers then you are an idiot.

Oh geez. The guy is a deadbeat dad, registered sex offender, holocaust denier, misogynist, tax cheat, and a meth dealer, but when he wants to follow the Word of God, all of a sudden he's Anti-Gay Bill.

I believe the colloquial term for the procedure in the baseball world is "Tornmy Dong" surgery.

Damn, right before pitchers and catheters were scheduled to report, too.

The surgeon misunderstood him when he said he had trouble trying to P.