Cum inside? Is that an invitation or a warning?

Isn't this... every culture? I mean, sure it's easy to pick on the West as Westerners here, but every culture is guilty of this as far as I know.

She has pheromones that attract a particularly ravenous moth which consumes any textile she's wearing. It's a horrible disease and I feel awfully for her.

Here:

This is a non-story. Bad shit goes down in El Paso all the time because of its proximity to the water supply in Juarez.

The enforced secrecy is due to the fact that the UTEP players won't be charged as adults.

I don't think the comparison is very apt. Jesus was a carpenter, but watching Johnson, he seems more skilled at masonry.

Yeah, but Flagg will never make the Hall either. Too much walkin', dude.

You know who also took a Stand?

Nobody worked the corners better, not even Dez Bryant's mom.

Buzzed diving is still drunk diving

Book him: Danno.

Customer's NFLShop complaint: I'm a 35 year-old man who wants to wear the sports jersey of another grown man. And I'll be DAMNED if you're going to make me wait any longer than promised for it.

Ah, you mean actually put themselves at the whim of the free market?

"It's not how many kids you beat, it's how well you beat them" - Bing Crosby

If no one ever says anything, nothing ever changes.

"I'm used to it."

Well, that's enough Internet this year...

Uh, what about all his work on Broadway? Being in the original cast of Pippin ain't easy.

She's cute, but with the way she's pawing that white girl, I think she may be a lesbian.