I've heard that semen being discarded into port-a-potties is how most lawyers are conceived...

Moisture is the essence of wetness,

It really isn't democracy that is the problem. Capitalism is what causes the vast disparities between rich and poor and feeds greed.

So now you're going to view the page 5 more times looking at comments people leave you.

NOW YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM.

But I swear to Subway Jesus

This is neat and all, but the gnarliest trick Koki can do is called "never growing up."

Nelson Mandela, 1918-2013

You say thank you, pay him for his services, and let him keep the tip.

That awkward moment when the team you're cheering jumps you in the polls.

Wahabbi Lobby is more like it, but I do like these.

Not seconds, not thirds, not fourths, not fifths, not sixths.

The AFL's Gold Coast Suns spent two weeks training at high altitude in Arizona.

Don't blame me, I'm a southerner & the headline originally said Coke.

As a Washington fan I'm more concerned that Kyle Shanahan's dad keeps hanging around the locker room.

I laughed although I didn't want to.

"Make bombs"?

"Stop Driving Taxis"?

That kind of casual, shameful racism just makes me Sikh.

12. CANADA: I Think We Should See Other People

The true meaning of Thanksgiving is Arkansas losing in the last week of November.

Marijuana.

and they have three fingers instead of two