I am surprised you can type while you have your fingers in your ears and saying "lalalalalalalalala"

This is really a bummer. The World Cup shouldn't be used to divide people. It should be a showcase of each country's best. Sportsmen who devoted their lives in pursuit of a common goal. Grinding, toiling, scraping their way towards greatness. And even if that goal is not reached, their work is not in vain. Because…

That's all that Rush was trying to say, is all.

Good lord, the way this is written is completely unreadable.

...so if you punch them, they will light your brother's face on fire. I have seen this happen, and more than once.

I think that's a Banksy.

Hopefully this kid takes solace in the fact that he's the healthier of the two.

Welp, he's getting beaned next time he's in Atlanta.

I was a total misanthropist until last year. I thought that the world was a place where only the most ruthless and amoral people would ever find success. A lot had gone wrong in my life but not nearly as much as was about to. See, my birthday present from the universe last year was an extremely aggressive form of…

Ha ha ha haaaaa, the planes line.

i thought this post was about Adam Devine for an uncomfortably long period of time

You guys, he just ran the bases at AT&T park.

This is sweet, but did they really have to gun down his parents first?

Disgrace Jam

Here's Rob Ford's shot chart from last night:

Wow, the "50 Shades of Grey" movie turned out weirder than I ever would have thought possible.

I love Mike Tyson so much, it's ridiculous. This was an incredible read, and despite being an overhwelming dickhead and admitted coke-addict, I want to be his friend.

It's always interesting to read about superstars and find out they are just like us!!!!

Can we just not tell them that this is a wasted effort, so that some of that super PAC money gets wasted in the process?

"They told me that I needed you and your brothers to screw in a lightbulb."