Porpoiseful discrimination?

Thank you, Jerry, for Sean Payton and Rob Ryan. This more than makes up for Jimmy Johnson fleecing the Saints in the Steve Walsh trade, which was almost but not quite as bad as the Herschel Walker trade.

Yeah, I could see that, since it involves an omniscient, omnipotent being. Hail Saban!

THAT'S HEDLEY!

"How could he do such amazing stunts with such tiny hands?!"

ball dont lie!

In Buffalo, not only is there no question that's a woman, she's also about an 8.

But I don't think he's actually happy. I genuinely think he's always miserable, like he doesn't know how his life got this way but coaching football is as essential to him as breathing so it's his only way to exist - he just hates his life.

Rotel:

Embezzlement is a crime unless you wear a mustache that clearly announces your criminal intent. Clever use of the loophole by O'Boyle.

Turkey would be an appropriate choice for a stop on the gravy train, wouldn't it?

He really looks like the saddest man in the world. Even Belichick has an evil grin from time to time, I think Saban is trapped in perpetual misery.

Thacker: I refuse to race. I don't want to risk my relationship with You.

Nice try getting me to look at close ups, Barry. but there's no way I'm going to check a Slovakian.

[A] "pick up artist" is like a sandwich artist, except much more embarrassing to sleep with and much, much less likely to have a footlong.

"Metzinger? Sure, here's one: They'll win the World Series next year! Ha!

I believe the point of the article after Drew pointed out this very fact was that he jokingly applying his own experience with relationships to the idea of special "men's rights" tailored to justify his own inoffensive-to-himself-but-offensive-to-his-spouse habits in order to mock the concept that "men's rights" are…

Sounds to me like these idiots have spent a bit too much time watching fight club and fixating on one line.

"I'm here for the Gyro Ball."
-John Kruk, dressed in a tuxedo

That's crazy talk. Sriracha is outrageously tasty.