William-ShatnerPants
WilliamShatnerPants
William-ShatnerPants

No love for the starfish?

That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.

As always, some peon targets the player and ignores the billionaire owner that's leeching in some fashion off tax dollars.

Picking out jock culture (which is awesome) as a particular hotbed for rape culture seems silly to me.

Did you say John Stockton looks like your ass, Ms. Swan?

Aikman is gay? Manley is the one on WTOP every week.

That's kind of a cool twist on things. Usually it's the gator giving the boot to the professional athlete.

those standings are just bananas.

I guess it wouldn't hurt if we tried signing him.

Ugh, if he's gonna rip off Marvin Gaye, can't his dad rip off Senior?

Based on how far apart her hands are, I'd say that he's from Girth, Australia.

Rumor has it, this was all caused when an angry Alabama fan poisoned the ticket oak.

You gotta put in the last name too.

As one of the more frequent DS commenter Houston sports fans I know of, I feel compelled to say that I am spearheading an effort to buy the Titans, move them back to Houston, and merge them with the Texans to create a "super-team" that will absolutely dominate every other NFL franchise in its ability to temporarily

Hope no one is tempted to crack open a cold Bud.

Alex Smith would love to learn this man's secret to such a fluid offense.

Not much else to do when urine Kansas City...

Chiefs Fan: [stands up]

A bit of a dark direction to take a tribute to Andy Reid's son, in my opinion.