I'd hit it.

here's Ron Washington spilling coke all over his desk.

They simmer the stuff to reduce it. There are maple trees all over the place; Vermont is a place where people are crazy about turning maple sap into syrup.

Oh, I see this is your first visit to a comments section on a racially charged piece of news from the deep South. Welcome.

Lenai is hooking now? She took that breakup pretty hard.

"I hate the guy. He thought he was God."

Here in 'Bama, he's widely despised as a kind of "Anti-Saban." I'd love to have someone like him here, but that much self-depreciating humor and IDGAF attitude would be wildly out of place in the "Shadow of the Bear". Too many houndstooth sticks lodged way too firmly in houndstooth asses. Our loss, I guess. I'll…

I was 16 and home alone spanking it when this was on; gradually I realized, "Wow, this is getting dramatic" and stopped.

"What a fucking showboat."

After questioning why he didn't receive assistance from the Boston Police, Hunter was immediately screened for a concussion.

Wow. This Phil Mushnick guy sure gives journalists an "urban" eye.

In his defense, a lot of Phil Mushnick's ancestor's slaves were black.

Look, whether Oden makes the Heat or not, what's most important here is that we're dealing with a HUGE dick. Seriously, a shocking, jaw-droppingly big dick. The biggest one I've ever seen, even. And I'm not exaggerating here when I say that this literally outweighs everything else associated with this story.

Or a violent conflict over control of Northern Ireland.

Alright Breaux. Settle down...

Louisiana natives: born with an extra liver.

This comment reads like it was written by a Total Fucking Homer.

"Do you believe in miracles?! YES, of course you do, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary. You attend a Roman Catholic university!"

When I was a kid our older sister made us a tape. Side A was Peter Paul and Mary. Side B was 'Novelty tunes'. Secret Agent Man, Snoopy vs the Red Baron, Purple People Eater, the Streak. We wore the hell out of that B Side, to hell with Puff the Magic Dragon. To this day I want a camel named Clyde.

But mostly he will be remembered as the kid who was hung.