I hope they don't play Atlanta on this tour.
They may need to do a 50 song set for all the Falcons and Braves who will need to get on stage.

Pigs Collar Zebras, Orwell "Elated"

I know, I'm not really sure why we're supposed to hate this idea? I mean, I hate Fox News and its blathering drones, and maybe this wasn't conducted in the most effective way possible, but I don't see why we have to make fun of the general message trying to be made?

Can't stand Fox "news" or her, but I'm not gonna rag on this. I don't see how it hurt anyone (it was actually kinda commendable) and there a bajillion other things that are more worthy of my disdain. Move on, people.

Oh Jeez, you're telling me a bunch of establishment types failed at trying to be activists? You don't say.

This day and age having a bunch of Cardinals reference hurt butts is not all that surprising anymore.

Acquired Intense Dislike for Simmons

Where do you get your sense of moral superiority over Deadspin? Where do I get my moral sense of superiority over you? Where does the hypothetical third actor get his/her sense of moral superiority over me?

That's nice a gesture to raise 2k, but I think the Iraq War cost more than that.

Rose: Guess who I am. Quack! Quack!! Quack!!!

Spontaneous Moustache stares harshly at his bitter rival.

You think he'd be more worried about doing something nice for the cameraman, seeing as how he obviously was recently diagnosed with Parkinson's.

I guess those tickets were pretty easy to come by, but how did he get Michael J. Fox to film this magical moment?

"When will I get to be as full and bushy as the others?"

How many of Jenny McCarthy's "Native American" followers are white folks with a Navajo Princess great great great great great great great grandmother?

I'm sorry, but... what the fuck is this shit?

I don't know I'm really conflicted here. Like, does this not go along of not making victims out of people who do not feel victimised? Neither chris brown nor the girl he had sex with where of age to consent. Yet every reason i think of can file under victim blaming. Like there is one apparent thing and that is BOTH of…

It's really been dialed back.

So they used basic histology to quantify different portions of the nuggets, which is kind of a crappy method to quantify things. Also, this study has no control comparison to regular chicken, which is pretty silly considering that not a single thing they mentioned is something you couldn't find on a piece of chicken.…

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