I think as long as they stay in the "Missionary Position", they are doing the Lord's work.

Some sort of interest bearing financial instrument then?

For the love of God, please let that Tebow jar money go to Planned Parenthood.

They've been talking about this on the Bay Area news since it happened. Every angle they've showed has failed to show what the kid and his uncle claimed. My money is on the kid not getting the ball he wanted, getting butt-hurt about it, and blaming the black man who got the ball. If you notice, no spectators are…

Another possibility: nobody heard your fucking podcast.

I thought this was a sports blog. Why are we talking about the Olympics?

No big deal... anyone jailed under this ban will be eligible for habeas corpus just like under U.S. law. I read about it in the Russian legal treatise, Putin on the Writs

There I was, a perfectly heterosexual (though chaste) woman with a library card. I checked out the book, never suspecting the devastating effect it would have on my life. The content of the book itself was no problem, but when I turned to the author's biography, I suddenly saw the words that changed me forever: he…

"Ha! You call that ruining a mock draft?!"

It is also the name of an Egyptian mens slow-pitch softball association.

Come on, this is petty. +1.

lol @ at Bill Hicks

Oh snap!

I fucking hate Denis Leary.

I love Bill Hicks' response to the claim Denis stole from him:

There is a clip somewhere where Louie also explains how Denis stole from him. Isn't it sad to steal from great guys and still suck?

Love it.

I filter feed, it's very macrobiotic because I can only eat whatever microscopic organisms happen to be drifting around in the air around me.

Yes. I insult others' beliefs, while they insult actual people.