If you wanna cop a look at Kevin Smith's penis, he will oblige.

we've all tried the slow creep down to third after reaching second base. Being tagged out is the usual outcome.

I shouldn't have quit; I should have stayed and arrrrghued!

Dis cord ended David Carradine's relationship too.

You have to feel bad for this guy. If it was me who had been in the street washing the windshield on some big-shot's nice car, and then he was all like, "hey, I got a great job for you, get in my car," I'd also be nervous when I found out I was actually making my debut for the Astros.