Does this mean she's now the eternal face of getting hate-fucked by Billy Bob thornton?

Wow. I know my opinion means nothing to you, but this is absolutely my favorite thing you've ever written. I really did laugh out loud multiple times. Thank You for this. Wonderfully done.

"Yep, I'm wearing a sombrero. These two guys with me? This is Pancho, and this other feller I just call 'Lefty.'"

How jaded could I possibly be? I got bored with prolapse porn about 2 years ago. Should I be worried or celebrating? Also, no one can top HotKinyJo.

As is the little boy in you. Did mommy not show you enough attention? Aww, poor thing. grow the fuck up and get over yourself.

If I met you irl, I would have you on your knees in seconds begging my forgiveness. I've met too many of you assholes, and I know that when a real man confronts you, you tuck your tails and either run or start apologizing. Please, bring it. You hate that you can't force women to fuck you, so you hate women. So you see…

Bring it. Us actual men who aren't insecure little boys will be anxiously waiting. Seriously, just because you can't get laid is nor reason to take it out on everyone else.

Also, Pits are known to attack weaknesses. There are multiple incidences of pits attacking their owners when their owners came down with a major illness. I can't understand how some people literally ignore all statistics and stories.

Thank you. Jesus, I feel like my weekend has been full of defending myself against MRAs and pit apologists.

You already do, little boy.

I'm inferior. I bet you anything you would never say that to my face, son. Because I don't whine and cry about men being "oppressed," I am inferior? Get your shit together, junior, then come talk to me. Tell me, what in your definition is a "real man?" One who constantly whines that he can't get a girlfriend? One who…

Lmao are you even serious? Not only am I a man, I am the kind of man that makes little boys like you shudder and run screaming when confronted. I am the man you WISH you could be, but are too scared to even attempt to be. I am the kind of man that you hate but secretly envy. I am the man you look at and hate yourself…

Manipulated. Sure. I guarantee that the majority of those owners were told they had a "pit" when they got them. Otherwise they wouldn't have taken the puppy. I'm sorry if a lot of dog owners are ignorant, but once again, and this keeps coming back over and over and over in this argument, and no one will address it, is…

Sorry for your loss.

In America, Pit bulls are 4% of all owned dogs. They cause 93% of all dog to human fatalities. What exactly am I missing?

hmmm, 4% of dogs owned are pits, yet they cause 93% of dog to human fatalities. How are these inaccurate?

Wow, I would never compare black people with dogs. Please tell me how you can do so with a straight face?

Still waiting for a pit apologist to dispute the fact that pits are 4% of the dog population yet account for 93% of the canine fatalities. Anyone? And that doesn't even include attacks on other dogs, just humans.

I still stand by my original argument, which is that pit bulls kill far more than any other breed. FAR MORE. Not one person has disputed that fact, interestingly.

4% of the dog population, yet responsible for 93% of the deaths? Come on, now.