Seriously curious about why? He's always seemed like an obnoxious colostomy bag to me. What in particular was it about him?

"All of my slaves are black. There is no way I can be a racist."

That sounds downright goobernatorial.

Buncha fucking Knickerlovers.

Ain't nothing wrong with that.

I remember Stumpgrinder. Poor girl. No one wanted to ask her to prom.

Is it true that gay astronomers have meatier showers?

"All these here problems seemed to start when we stopped having meetings where the womenfolk left the room."

Her penis must be Super-tiny.

"...and to ask for forgiveness for all the people that I've hurt." Hmm, if this is transcribed correctly, that's telling that he didn't ask forgiveness "from" them, but "for" them.

I was gravely concerned.

Yep, that's way more common than people think. I had my hair cut by a 29 year old woman with 5 kids. And she has never been more than 150 miles from this town. She's happy with a husband and 5 kids, I guess.

Very valid point.

Did it leave you coffin?

It was better when the Browns were just weeden out shitty players.

No idea. I hate huge corporations. You brought up the GMO stuff

Yep, there it is. I knew it was coming. That last sentence. It is literally impossible to defend the vast benefits of GMOs without being accused of being a Monsanto shill. So let me just say: I despise Monsanto, and I am fully aware of all the horrible shit they've done. That said, large food companies are spending…

If neutral scientific studies mean nothing to you, then what does?

So companies are shying away from promoting something that has been unfairly demonized for the last 10 years? You don't say. (cue the "you must support Monsanto!" rhetoric)

Ah yes, the old "If third world children don't want to go blind they should pull themselves up by their bootstraps" argument.