18 actually isn't underage in the US.

My immediate thought was how easy it's gonna be now to sneak alcohol into shows/games/ etc. Just buy water when you get inside.

Interesting. So suppose Maine had decided to join the Confederacy. Maine would now be a Southern state? Texas is NOT part of the South. Texas is Texas. It is its own thing. Its own awful, shitty thing.

Thanks for the info, just knew what I had heard a Jewish person say before. I wasn't sure.

True, but she converted to christianity a long time ago. Isn't it your mother that has to be Jewish for you to be considered ethnically one, or something along those lines?

Max Hardcore.

Dude, don't ruin it for us.

That is an amazing pick up line and I am tempted to use it.

A 2 year old and a 6 month old? Yes, they listen so well at those ages.

I think you're totally right. The worst thing about necrophilia is that some day some rotten cunt's gonna split on you.

Part of me thinks that Carlin and Bill Hicks would be making poignant, thought-provoking statements if they were still alive....the darker part of me thinks they would both be doing Apple commercials by now. The idea of "selling out" has completely changed since then

don't forget, that's where all the good music will be too.

June 21, 1925, Homestead Grays of the Negro league: The crowd cheered when Bud "Neckbone" Lynch hung a KKK on the Mississippi Knights.

"GRRRR! I'M RAW FRUIT DOGGIN IT!!!"

I read that as "pronating over the backend" and thought "Didn't that get Roethlissberger in trouble?"

Funny how you consider someone working at a physical level almost none of us could accomplish, being in constant pain, and risking a career-ending injury and the major possibility of CTE and constant bad joints for the rest of their life to be them somehow getting a "free" education. But hey, I guess coal miners…

I live in Maryland, so it will be pronounced "Stoening Hoemoes." They say their "O's" weird here.

"Because science." Lindy West, one day you will pay for spreading this horrible form of writing. Because reasons.

Now I am forced to start a band. "Stoning Homos" is too good of a name to pass up.

Cops are like politicians: the people who actually want those kind of jobs are usually the last ones who should have them.