You are correct, sir.

What? I'm not outraged in the slightest. Stop stereotyping us crazy people. And if it makes them more uncomfortable in their own skin? Well, maybe if they need help, it might make them seek it. But if it makes them inflict more negative nonsense, then all the better. We can never have too much entertainment. I really…

Me, my sister, my mom, and oh, at least 30 friends and acquaintances have been professionally diagnosed with mental illnesses, and I find this shit hilarious. Calm the fuck down. There's a difference between laughing at someone's face for being crazy and laughing at the crazy shit they put on twitter or anywhere…

Wow, three whole people who didn't realize this was a joke. You better hurry up and get in on this bridge I'm selling. The other two seem to really want it.

Well this was 10 years ago and she could barely speak English and had grown up under Soviet Russian rule. Of course she should have totally understood what you just said. If I ever run into her again, I'll be sure to tell her how wrong her life experience was. Thanks

I used to date a woman from Romania, and she hated that they wanted to be called Roma. Calling a non-gypsy Romanian a gypsy is apparently as bad as the N-word and the C-word combined to them, so she didn't like the idea of the two being associated.

Wow two people thought I was trying to pass this off a a true story. Good thing I have two bridges for sale. Better hurry if you want the best deals on them.

I'm cracking up that you took it seriously. I kinda thought it was completely obvious that it was a joke.

Reminds me somehow of something that happened to a friend of mine. He went out with a girl, they went and parked somewhere, started making out, etc. After they'd gotten hot and heavy she said "Be right back, I have to pee."

It's good that you realize this. I was skeptical and critical of this site too, but after a few years, I now understand. Do the right thing, man. You're on the right path.

lmao I feel ashamed remembering waiting 5 minutes for one picture. I can never go back to that.

An abnormally large clitoris?

"they joked about our eyes being too small to see out of come"

"Just some light scat play, please. I don't want anything too filling."

I had so many friends like that earlier in my life (HS- early 20s), until I learned how to spot them. I'm a dude, and these are all dudes I'm talking about, but it sounds almost exactly the same. Some people are just straight-up pathological or compulsive lyers. I completely agree that this does not mean she was not…

Ohhhh, so he was really saying "Gay people make me [sic]?"

Those people would easily be able to get higher doses of drugs. Also, because the company who makes it will undoubtedly be pushing hospitals and doctors to prescibe it for a broken toe, then suddenly a lot of people will have it who don't want it, and they will sell it. About 10-12 years ago, I was friends with 3…

Opposite of Rush Limbaugh: Slow Torsoyay.

And you can even see the dot-like scar from where their horns were removed!

They were also disappointed by the videos from the British band "Nigel and the Assless Chaps." Such flat-arsed blokes.