I thought the exact same thing!

What made it so bad was that she kissed this dude AFTER giving the Unknown Soldier a rimjob.

Weird, you used to be able to edit on here, but I guess that's one of the other things they decided to do away with, since it causes joy. They apparently really hate for people to comment on their website. Once this new shit starts, I think they'll get their wish.

I suggest animal stuff. It's inevitable; might as well enjoy it.

Her amazing ass forgives all sins.

"N-heart?" Dude, the preferred nomenclature is "African-American heart."

yeah, she was 19. It would have been damn near impossible for her to kill that many people before 19 and only get caught after she'd killed 20 people.

Typical liberal journalism. This was a REWARD. It was dog flavored tape.

Fastvakia is always so much better.

And to explain the stain, which of course no one noticed, I kept saying "Damn, I sat down on the bus and sat in something." I probably brought more attention to it than if I had never said anything.

BAD hangover from tequila, on about 4 hours of sleep, waiting for the bus in Austin to go to work. Thought I had to fart, and good god, I wish it had been a fart. I rode the bus leaning drastically to the right, like almost laying down, so I wouldn't sit in it, then ditched my underwear in the bathroom trashcan at…

Damn. I knew it. Why are people doing shit like this?

haha nice.

Buncha knicker-lovers on this thread.

Yeah, this sounds WAY too much like the lesbian waitress thing.

That's how you can tell it's homophobia hiding behind religion. If it weren't, you'd see big rallies and marches against premarital sex, lying, etc. Sure, they'll say those things are wrong, but no one is trying to pass a law against them.

I've seen a few of those. And yes, it's always like "Did some Hussy lead you astray? Wanna shoot the loads of an actual MAN again? Call us, we'll make a VAS deferens."

I love me a hyphenated butthole

To me it's not surprising at all. I grew up in the Deep South, and it seemed like the more you make sex taboo, the more intrigued people are by it.

Yeah, New Orleans is so boring.