Is...is that real? Dammit, my birthday was a couple weeks ago. I wish I had known that.

I'm surprised she's only 25% Boxer. I own two of them, and when I saw the pic my first thought was "she's half-Boxer." And in response to the person insisting she has to have pit bull in her, I just want to say I can not even count how many times people have asked if my Boxers were Pitts. Maybe she does, but it's that…

Michelin chefs are always so tired.

Copenhagen sure can snuff something.

Zimmerman's next 2 options: 1) Occupy Palestine. 2) Become a sports agent

It's so cute when Italians think they are white people.

Whatever happened to Svetlana Boginskaya? I had such a huge crush on her during the Atlanta Olympics. She was a formative figure in my teenage years.

Me too!

Don't forget to pudenda cream.

They mean: "Original Poster, it is never going to happen."

That's not entirely true. Once you get old enough to join the military, then suddenly they care about you again.

Oh lawd. I laughed WAY too hard at this.

A "Covered Rollingham" is an automobile!

So is this why Wisconsin is full of skinny people?

Hmmm, idk. I follow the news pretty loyally, and India seems to have WAY WAY more gang rapes than other countries. I would love for you to prove me wrong.

Yes, you are reading too much into it. If he were a woman who looked like a man, people would also comment on that.

Nice. +1

Although I do love how much this shows the Cowboys ineptitude.

Jesus Christ. Now you really scared me. Hell, the Jets might even hire him.

I was gonna say "No one would ever hire him as a head coach," but then I remembered the Raiders exist. Now I am scared. As a Saints fan.