I get it, man.

The All-Star fundraising album, Schiavo Unplugged, was actually very good.

Jive Turkey.

It's not delivery. It's Bongiorno.

"Hold up, I'm gettin my pussy did."

He would have been your dad, but the guy in the line behind him had exact change.

Nice groaner. I laughed, though.

"My ese in SA wrote and essay, ese."

Also she got sick of his jokes about Wednesday.

ESPN CEO: "So, Tim, how do you feel about your contract with us? You know that it means you can't leave for 10 years, right?"

Hairy Styles is my favorite 70s pubic grooming magazine ever. Like, it's not even close

Speaking strictly as Nigerian, it is getting harder to convince people i am prince of nigeria. Almost no one responds to emails anymore. If you find this article as racist as I do, contact me with your credit card info.

Dr Queef: Medicinal Air Release.

@IceT- I use you as a refreshing summer beverage. Holla!

I do want to compliment Lindy on not making a "Because Reasons!" statement. Is she possibly growing as a writer? I know she's growing as a human being. I read the airplane article.

I work at an auto parts store. We have Duck Dynasty antifreeze, air fresheners, seat covers, etc. They are making a killing from this issue. Some people benefit when a shit storm is stirred

your #2 point (huh huh) is 100% wrong. Censoring those kind of people only makes their supporters support them more. Yeah, he's a dumbass redneck. Make a big deal about it? Suddenly dumbass rednecks EVERYWHERE are up in arms over a non-issue. Ignore it? Then maybe they would learn. But not now.

she should have Chexed herself before she wrecked herself

Or retitled "Why I Will Never Get Any More Dates."