I knew it.

Lawrence: "Is it okay if I tell this story about something that went wrong with the movie?"

Calm down, Child Porn Todd.

Because no one, not even people in Detroit, expect anything of the Lions. The Cowboys, on the other hand, are expected to win a Super Bowl every goddamn year no matter how unrealistic that is.

Where I grew up in LA was about a 20 minute drive from a shrimping town. I'm sure the prices have gone up, but in 03 you could go down when the ships came in and get shrimp for $2 a pound. Of course you had to clean them yourself, but holy shit, there's nothing like shrimp caught that day. I'll eat shrimp regardless,…

What makes you think they are being sarcastic? I mean sure, maybe. But what's wrong with re-appropriating and making a poignant stab at an old saying that has a lot of merit?

Yes. As a male feminist this comment made me do the smile-that looks-like-frown face that keeps me from crying. Bless you.

Nine? Not criticizing, but that seems old to me to still believe in Santa. I was told by classmates when I was 5 that Santa wasn't real, and my mom verified it when I asked her. Once again, no judgement, but that is odd to me that a 9 year old would still believe in Santa. Like they had no clue he might not be real?

"OMG look at me with this person who pretends to be other people for a living!" I suggest a hobby.

Nope, cavity searches are not at all routine in the US, unless they really think you have something. In fact, body scanners like the TSA uses are becoming the norm in jails and prisons. They sure as hell don't cavity search you every time you come back from court.

She played the fat card, but that quickly got tired.

Topped, bottomed...who cares? It's a beautiful occasion.

That they are staged?

Ummm, at least she's from the South, and not just speaking as an ignorant dismissive outsider. I'm from the South too, way further south than she or the Duck fucks, and I thought what she said was very true. Maybe a bit flip, but she makes some very good points.

Very well said. You can't know what you don't know. I think the rampant misogyny in rap music is a great indicator of this. I'm from the Deep South, from an area literally half-black, half-white, and everyone is ignorant, generally speaking. In the words of Redneck Jesus, "Fergive 'em Daddy. They don't know no better."

Not sure if you know, but reality shows are heavily edited.

What you say is very true, but a lot of pedophiles couldn't get away with it for years and years unless they knew exactly how to make it seem like they weren't "too" interested in kids. Like I said, it's an extremely complicated issue that I don't have the answer to. And the sad fact is, it's something I will likely…

"...a woman could be lying about a rap accusation" What like saying Biggie was better than Tupac?

It's such a complicated issue. The sad fact is, so many pedophiles ARE men who showed an unusual amount of interest in children. I'm a man, and before I had a son, I went out of my way to not show anyone's kids any attention or interest. That has changed some, but not much, because I really don't like most people's…

That is very similar to my views on racism. Sometimes when I hear people saying racist shit, I say: "Think about every person who ever fucked you over in life. What color were they?" And they quickly change the subject, because of course the answer is "white."