I live in MD, about a 15 minute drive from PA. Before I moved here I'd heard the area between Pittsburgh and Philly referred to as "Pennsylbama." I really understand why now. I also didn't realize how horribly racist and backwards western MD was, either.

Carissa Explains It All.

That is exactly my mom's stance. "Yes, I believe people are born gay, but it's wrong for them to act on it." It's an infuriating argument because it is designed to be slippery and infuriating.

It's called Cafeteria Christianity, and it's pretty much the norm now. That's how Phil Robertson can hate homosexuality but still have long hair, which the New Testament says is wrong. It's how people can say they follow Christ, yet not sell all their possessions and give it to the poor. I understand your point, but…

Chick is, although he changed the spelling slightly to avoid association.

I hate that too, Because Reasons.

True, but it it a law that every girl into strange things has to have bangs like that?

But she made money off of the thing she is defending. Don't you know that that changes everything?

I'm from the Deep South, and I can't tell you how many times I've heard a comment like "Why cain't they talk normal? Don't they relize how stupid they sound?" I like your joke, but it's very poignant.

What does Downton Julie Brown have to say about this?

Of course they can. And the rest of us can laugh our asses off at them trying too hard.

I'm from LA, and it is striking how different the northern and southern parts of the state are. North LA is basically MS or east TX. Before the Saints won a super bowl, those assholes actually rooted for the Cowboys. North LA is very Baptist and Pentecostal. South LA, on the other hand, is Cajun and Catholic. It is…

If you have to ask why, you'll never understand.

Yes, shame the mentally ill. The dude literally committed suicide by drinking himself to death. Ignore his genius and blame him for things he had no control over. Jesus fucking christ.

No mention of her dead husband, one of the most underrated singer/songwriters ever? This song frohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXFk9FKi6ikm him to her makes me cry every time.

Bombing. Army. What's next, liberal media? An Ampu-Tea Party joke?

I believe that's referred to as a "wide-on."

CP? I can only think of the internet definition of that, and can't imagine how that would keep you from driving.

Mechanic: "You got a problem with your tranny. We need to replace it."

$5 foot rongs?