My friend tim is Chinese, but was born and raised here. He loves it when people ask where he's from. He looks at them and deadpans "Houston." It's pretty funny.

Apparently they have the same stupid rules about war.

Don't use onion and garlic in the same dish? Every Cajun in the world just spit out their beer.

It's funny how some people think that some religions are "valid." They are all complete bullshit. Do you really think Buddhism is non-violent? I'll be happy to send you links about Buddhists killing people.

Automate it? I've worked in fast food before. Do you have any idea the amount of technology and machinery that would take? Sure, it's theoretically possible, but you're talking millions, probably tens of millions, for one single store. And remember, the majority of these chains are franchises. The owners aren't going…

Substitute "tweets" with "comments" and you are right about most of the Gawker forums.

Yeah I'm 36 from a small town in LA and I definitely remember it being a thing in high school.

It's the kid that Cuba Gooding Jr played in that movie one time.

My favorite disgruntled Alabama fan quote after realizing they wouldn't be in the National Championship game: "Goddammit, we let all these niggers go to school for free for NOTHING!"

This makes so much more sense now that I read the team's name. I always thought it was "Ohio's Taint University." Wait, it actually makes less sense now

Why would I not try to publish something just for the sake of publishing it? You say editors and Jezebel won't publish things without a reason, yet this article kind of disproves that theory. Also, how many words have you now typed on something that you claim to not see the point of?

I can't speak for everyone, but sometimes I read shit just for the sake of reading it. Why does it have to "mean" anything? I can think of lots of fucked up anecdotes from my life that I think are interesting, but when or if I write them out they may not be meant to mean ANYTHING. Are you not capable of reading…

Hold up-Angela Lansbury is still alive?

Yes, people on drugs are completely incapable of acting normal, ever. There's no way you would not know if she was on drugs, even if she was a perpetual and chronic user. *rolls eyes* Must be nice to live in that sort of shell.

@JoshuaMolina- that is exactly the mentality that ruined country music. " If only this sounded more like pop"- Garth Brooks

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We continually evolve. Yes, we need to get away from these ideas, but don't make science the bad guy. We are obese because we evolved to get as much sugar and fat from our diets as possible. We are scared of people not like us because we evolved in clans and tribes and grew to be wary of outsiders, etc. So much of how…

It's spelled "Bubbler," and sure, I'd smoke a bowl out of her.

Killer tits, bro. Literally.

Even when cops are being paid by a private company, they still have the authority to arrest. My stepdad's a retired state trooper; I learned that a long time ago. An off-duty cop is still a cop. If a cop is in a store shopping and sees a fight or whatever, he can detain and arrest.