Stanford: "We treated the Ducks like Richie Incognito treats rookies.

"Terrelle, do you have any Pryors?"

Ever have nightmares that your zombie nut is gonna come back one night for his brother?

The thing about Jim Morrison is that his fans were on so many drugs it wasn't until the early 80s that even they began to realize how much he sucked.

"ooh, baby. You cut off my arms. Now I guess you just get to do what you want with me."

I'd agree.

I know the whole "not happy unless he's miserable" thing is overstated, but I think that truly applies to Saban. I'm an LSU fan, and I hate Saban with a passion, but he seems fascinating. Like so few people are that ruthless and single-minded, but he may set the standard for even those people.

Dude, I know. If only.

By middle school, kids have seen double anal and bukkakes already. A Hotter's waitress isn't gonna hurt anything.

That's nice until you realize it's "Gypsy" by Fleetwood Mac.

Would totally depend on if the guy tasering his wife was offering a line-up on her. If he wasn't, then yes, call the cops. By all means.

Neanderthal Professor: "Where gear experience most stress?"

Long story short: Wife is from here, her dad was old and sick, and 25 years older than my wife's mom, we moved here to help, stuck here at the moment. But I really like the town.

Hmm I've never heard of this idea to secede from W MD counties. I think they know where their bread is buttered.

"It was the eggrolls, not the ecstacy." That shit cracks me up just remembering it.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Very good point. I have lived in Cumberland, in western MD, for almost 2 years now. When I originally moved here, I was excited about finally moving to a blue state (from LA, lived in TX for 6 years) and then I got here and the racism is SO much fucking worse than it was in Louisiana. The only explanation I can come…

Aside from the sex, I think that's the dream of most straight women. Although bitches be progressive about the butt these days. So who knows. Mennonites, maybe?

I said something similar in another post, but it's amazing how these MRA guys can claim that gay people and women want "special" or "extra" rights, but they demand to be treated extra special and be allowed to run everything, and when they are told they have to go by the same rules as everyone else, they flip the fuck…

There's a wrench for every nut out there. Most people have a FAR worse opinion of themselves than others do. I know that's cliche, but it's true. I hate seeing anyone beating themselves up about their looks or shape.