Fuckin Grammer Nazis.

They do yoga too, just like the Ancient Californians.

All these men of honor you see? Ever notice how they're all poor?

"And if you're a beautiful woman you have a chance of snagging a rich man!"

To me the idea of jazz being associated with Utah is still far more offensive than this. Instead of the Pelicans, maybe N.O. should have renamed their team the Polygamists, then Utah might have been forced to trade names.

"Hollywood is as fake as my face."

"My alligator won't alligate. Do I have a reptile dysfunction?"

Is your friend Tim Tebow?

"You left your birds in an illegal zone. They must be Pigeon towed."

Nice.

I was like "Her name is Sadness O'Brien? Holy shit I will die in a laughing rictus!"

The day I found out what "Sabor de Soledad" meant was the day since I have not stopped laughing.

OOOHHHHH, I thought you meant the porno definition of snowball. Oh, okay. Now that I see what you mean....BORING.

Sure I'll hold you. Just sign this contract. The cameras are over here, luv. Now, as for the recreation...it could get just a BIT odd.

I guess the obvious answer of "Gauge your relationship and talk to your partner about boundaries they and you are comfortable with" just doesn't get the page views.

You should put some Aloe on that WASP bite.

There are sites on which you could have profited with that.

did you read the article that this article is talking about?

"That's I only do anal."

Shit, do they not realize how expensive 40 acres is?