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Is he implying that there is a politician who doesn't act like they're in high school? American politicians, I mean.

I...I had no idea.

Wow. As a Saints fan I now understand why he hated New Orleans so much. A city over 60% black that consistently elects democrats for everything? His moustache literally revolted.

Fuck. First Sarah Palin's daughter, then this. When will these Bristols stop whoring themselves out?

Steve Martin pledges "Two hundred and FIFTY big ones."

Holy fucking shit. For a dude that doesn't know how to respond to who he wants to you sure are a tiny dickhead. For future reference, when you click on the "reply to" button, you're replying to that person. Complicated, I know. But try harder next time.

Weird. I see invisible—-monster, then a little arrow that says you responded to me.

I was specifically notified that you responded directly to me. Maybe you didn't mean to, but you did. Even now, your comment is showing up as a direct comment to me. Did you mean to respond to someone else? If so, then I'm sorry for pointing out that Pahlaniuk is a hack. All apologies.

Obviously you're not a golfer.

Who knows? Maybe because you took your username from a book whose author is admired by 20-year olds and libertarians, yet turn against him when they realize how shitty and formulaic he is? Maybe?

They sell weed in every fucking state. And I do pick some up. Constantly.

It's really cool that you acknowledge that not all people are the same and that they don't all respond exactly alike to the same stimuli. What a brave stance you're taking! (multiple gold stickers on your Trapper-Keeper!) YAY!

Wait...so you're saying Hitler was bad? Why have I never heard this?

I know pacifists who were raised by violent rednecks, and I know aggressive, violent people who were raised by hippies. It's almost like humans aren't black and white, or something. Some of them are Mexicans.

Wait till they find out she wasn't in BTO.

Barfing and room-spinning? You apparently never rose above Amateur Drinker status.

I hate that fucking show. I'm from Louisiana, but I live in Maryland, and more than once when people find out where I'm from I've been asked if I "know the Robertsons." Literally, I live in small town Appalachia, yet they still think everyone in LA knows each other. I've watched the show a few times, and these fucks…

I truly truly wish there had been a team called the NYCU Kikes who'd had that name since 1850. I'd love to hear his nuanced argument over why that team should keep their name. Do you think he'd have any objection to the Mississippi Community College Coloreds? Or the MCCC, as they're more commonly known.

It's easy to read polish: "Apply liberally, buff thoroughly, wipe off residue."