Spontaneous Moustache stares harshly at his bitter rival.

That's why I'm for mandatory abortions. If there are no kids, they can never get hurt.

I wonder if Jenny McCarthy and Chris Hardwick ever reminisce about Singled Out.

Patience Beard sits on your chin all day...and just watches.

I tend to agree. To me it's kind of like thick eyelashes. I don't know a single other dude (and I've asked) who has EVER noticed a woman's eyelashes. I have, however, heard other women make fun of another woman's thin eyelashes. It does seem weird to me that a dude would notice "thigh gap," which I now know is…

It's verses 11-13. The chapters were not fighting each other, beyond the usual biblical contradictions.

Rothlesberger: "Coach, I can't keep running these Steeler's Wheel routes. Every time I walk up to the line, I just see clowns on my left and jokers to the right, and I'm stuck in the fucking middle."

Yes. 10 years ago was when the downfall began.

People in Boston are furious about this issue. "What do they have against Red's kin?" they ask, and are never answered.

I'm sure Johnny, Ed, and Doc Severinson all averaged about that.

"And on my website I've been showing off my 34 DPs!"

Raiola: "You fat tuba shit!""

Tom Brady gets beaten up by Peyton's little brother.

.38 was also Johnny's average BAC.

Lilith? So you've had her since the mid-90s? Do rabbits really live that long?

Some women just refuse to compete with another pussy.

If they're chi omega sorority girls, they're called "BundyBait."

The Pirates finally pooped in someone's taco besides their own.

I don't understand how a 14-year old can consent to sex in your eyes. This situation is not right, but it also is not rape.

Jesus fucking christ is this getting tiresome. So any fucking time, in any possible way, if two kids touch each other's "no-nos," one of them has to be a sexual predator and be put in jail and registered as a sex offender her entire life? Please clarify this for me. I am NOT defending rapists, but 2 fucking kids?…