I guess my main point is this: There is way way way too much actual rape happening in the world. Maybe let's focus on that, and forget the actions of consenting children? Real crimes are happening all around us. As we speak. Let's stop them, and let the straw men rot.

How much more successful do you think Chris Brown would be if he hadn't suffered the tortures of not getting raped?

I am truly sorry for what happened to you. In no way did you consent to or ask to be treated that way. But are all situations exactly like yours?

Around the same time that assaults began involving violence. Yes, I realize that rape, as currently defined, is about power. But it's not not about sex. Also, once again, this story qualifies as none of that.

I...I guess it could be. Aubrey Plaza is where my boner is....I like it. And wish it were true. Her or Annie from Community? The pros and cons of each cancel themselves out.

I'm pretty sure Aubrey Plaza is where my local Rite-Aid is.

Opposite Day. 2005. I should have known Dr Goovsdi was not whom he said.

So someone whose brain is still 11-12 years from full developement, who could never consent to sex with an 18 year old, can somehow consent at age 14? If one of the people involved feels harmed by it, or if there was no consent, then sure, it's a crime. Otherwise? This is two kids who played around. I just don't see…

Ha-ha. PADS!

So you're saying that if a 14 year old and an 8 year old have sex that they both agree to, it is imperative that the older one be arrested and put in juvie and be required to register as a sex offender the rest of her life? Is that the only way to stop these violent predators? Yes, of course a 14 year old can rape…

Left on the field after the game? Concentrated Orange Juice.

Did you just imply that a 14 year old can consent to sex?

And the prevailing business owner/shareholder attitude of "These people should be happy for what they get" as if they are heroic for even at all paying the people who make money for them.

Weird. At Florida tailgates you mostly see nice trim.

Oh come on. Two children decide to experiment sexually and suddenly it was rape? I'm not saying it was right at all, or even remotely OK, btw. Just that if he talked her into it, as he is implying, then who raped whom? A 15 year old is capable of making an informed sexual decision now? A lot of dudes on 4chan would be…

A rich person complaining about people not working as cheaply as they did 30 years ago? You don't say.

Sorry, Caddyshack's dancing gopher was funnier.

He originally applied to be Nebraska's mascot, "Kernel Sanders," but his ears weren't big enough.

This made me laugh way more than it should have.

There's got to be a joke in this about republicans fucking nazis.