Well, all we have to say is that is...we didn't get the miseries upon hearing that. For what it's worth, I do think Freeman is a helluva quarterback, he just needs the right coach and/or system.

Zefron could totally be the name of an oil company. One that you want to hate, but then you have to begrudgingly admit that it has some talent. Like it's really good at refining.

Well what the fuck was RL Stine's actual quote? I'm getting fucking goosebumps just picturing it.

Let me clarify: I said that as a Saints fan. Can't wait for the "then that makes you even more of an idiot hurpdeedurp" comment.

I really like the pic of them swapping jerseys.

I think I get this.

Softbrawl!

Jaguars fans who don't want Tebow should start an Abort Tebow We Need A Plan B website.

hell, he can only play with the cards he's dealt. I agree that they should have given him one more year, though.

The greatest player ever at his position is retiring, and you find something wrong with this? I'd bet that anytime a great player announces his retirement after that season, during the season he gets gifts from teams, and special ceremonies. If Manning or Brady announced their retirement after the following season,…

I wonder how many rapists and rape victims were among those chanting and yelling rape insults at them at football games after that?

I can hear the sound of simultaneous fapping in Waltham.

The Niggardly Deadbeats. Can you believe it?

Beiber may weather this storm, but surely not past boxing day.

Fun fact: the school was named after the Ford Ham, an edible car that the poors just fucking devoured while it sat at red lights.

I hate her, but I'd still drill her unprotected wetlands.

"It seems like all day long we in a frenzy over their dark magical powers." Yes girl. What they doin with theyselves? Don't they know no better?

A Little Person crossed the mafia, and they thought this pony's head was the most appropriate one to leave in his bed.

Getting stuck in blinds is bad, but this isn't as bad as the kitten who got stuck in deafs. No one could hear him scream.

Well you do meet complete assholes full of rectal cancer.