Didn't his dad die? Isn't he King now?

No, that doesn't seem more likely because all of the former players going back on it gave very plausible scenarios of what they actually said, and how it was (purposefully) misinterpreted. Except for the last example, I could totally see how this is possible. And if the players were actually that disgruntled with…

Hot dogs and corn dogs...I like mayo. Always have.

So 9/11 is the new Black Friday I guess. A complete and utter marketing and branding opportunity.

I'm not saying it's not listenable, it's just pop now. Not country.

I was so hoping her porn would be better. Very disappointing.

As an atheist, I can't fucking stand Dawkins. Between his downplaying sexist activity at an Atheist convention, and his overall general evangelical Atheism, I'm sick of him. I should start an Atheists Against Dawkins FB page or something.

Makes me think about the Hamptons interlude in American Psycho.

Me Chinese, me from China, me slip things in girls vagina.

Most pirate eggs come from Somalia.

What a fucking moron.

Imho, there's not much country music at all after 95 that's very good besides Hank Williams III. Garth Brooks fucking ruined country music.

yeah, kinda. At least I'm not an asshole, although no one really cares about that kind of shit anymore.

If they tried that in Cumberland MD (where I live) they would see so many fried eggs nailed to a wall. Either that or a sack of creamed corn swaying in the wind.

Snooki makes me wonder: were we too easy on the Italians after WWII? Like shouldn't they all be treated like war criminals?

You forgot the article about fat people being perfectly healthy. There is not one thing wrong with being obese, not even a little (pun intended.) Why didn't you post that article? It's such a good article.

Sammy Sosa is Kevin Spacey!

oh shit I shouldn't have laughed that hard.

I still say "ma'am" and "sir" with feverish abandon to this day. Some people find it charming. Actually, it's because part of me is still scared of getting hit.

I would literally get smacked if I didn't say "ma'am" or "sir." Seriously.