You don't choose the "disgusting but true" beat. The "possibly disgusting but actually very disgusting" beat chooses you.

I actually caught my son doing this yesterday. Of course, he's only two weeks old. Hoping he outgrows it before preschool.

Mark, sincere question:

"It was one of the funniest/strangest/most disgusting and confusing things I've ever seen in my life."

Mark " Rosebud " Shrayber was clearly inspired and moved by todays' Gawker article

So, what is your belief based on? Because older people have about the same amount of accidents as 16-18 year olds (actually a bit less). Should we test teenagers every year? Removing the freedom of an older person can become a death sentence.

Aw, that's cute.

Learn to read, the article says that the shop only requires your name and your phone number.

And I generally just say 'script.

You say ne-vah-da, I say ne-va-da, you say po-tah-ta, I say po-ta-to. To-maw-tow, to-mah-to, poin-set-ta, poin-set-ia, if I see one more article that says old-timer's disease is a mispronunciation and not a pun, I'm gonna punch something. (p.s. it's /nəˈvædə/ even in California)

...but...the ads say it "no-key-ah"

Versailles

You spelled 'people who actually like cars' wrong.

One thing is for sure, having more guns in this situation did not bring more safety.

It's not like the only two available outcomes were

Nah, he's a dick.

This is at least the second time that I have come across someone that has never heard of a salad spinner. It's almost as strange to me as someone who once asked me (online) what an onion bagel was.